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others nodded. No‑one really wanted to attempt to beat up the Librarian if there was anyone smaller available.
'What about the dwarf?'
'Ah.''I tink what he said,' said Cliff, 'was dat he'd give us twenty dollars with interest.'
'Same thing, isn't it? And he said he could get us more jobs. Did you read the contract?'
'Did you?'
'It was very small writing,' said Glod. He brightened up. 'But there was a lot of it,' he added. 'Bound to be a good contract, with that much writing on it.'
'The Librarian ran away,' said Buddy. 'Oooked a lot, and ran away'Someone said they thought he was Glod Glodsson. Lives in Phedre Road somewhere–’Clete growled. 'Get some of the lads over there right now. I want the position of musicians in this city explained to them right now. Hat. Hat. Hat.'The musicians hurried through the night, the din of the Mended Drum behind them.'Wasn't he nice,' said Glod. 'I mean, we haven't just got our pay, but he was so interested he gave us twenty dollars of his own money!'

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to admit . . . I never had an audience like dat in my whole life,' said Cliff.
‘Oook.' ain't no financial wizard.'
'Hah, I'd just like to see '
There was a knock on the door.
Cliff sighed. 'Dat'll be Hibiscus again,' he said. 'Pass me dat mirror. I'll try to hit one out on de other side.'
Buddy opened the door. Hibiscus was there, but behind a smaller man wearing a long coat and a wide, friendly grin.
'Ah,' said the grin. 'You'd be Buddy, right?'
‘Er, yes.''If we're so good,' said Glod, 'why ain't we rich?'"Cos you do the negotiatin',' said Cliff. 'If we've got to pay for der furniture, I'm soon goin' to have to eat my dinner through a straw.''You saying I'm no good?' said Glod, getting angrily to his feet.'You blow good horn. But you

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She'd wanted to save his life, and that was right. She knew it. As soon as she'd seen his name she . . . well, it was important. She'd inherited some of Death's memory. She couldn't have met the boy, but perhaps he had. She felt that the name and the face had established themselves so deeply in her mind now that the rest of her thoughts 'I can't help it,' said Buddy. He wanted to sleep, but a rhythm was bouncing around inside his head.
'I saw it too,' said Cliff. 'When we was walking here, you were bouncing along.' He looked under the table. 'And you is tapping your feet.'
'And you keep snapping your fingers,' said Glod.
'I can't stop thinking about the music'What'll you change it to?' said Glod.
'I thought . . . don't laugh . . . I thought . . . Cliff?' said Lias.
'Cliff?'
'Good troll name. Very stony. Very rocky. Nothing wrong with it,' said Cliff né Lias, defensively.
'Well . . . yes . . . but, I dunno, I mean

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'Anywhere not here.'
In the dark to try.
The room's only other occupants were a troll and a dwarf. He was not at ease in their company. They kept looking at him.
Finally the dwarf said, 'Are you elvish?'
'Me? No!'
'You look a bit elvish around the hair.'
'Not ellvish at allll. Honestlly.'mounds of merchandise, something felt their departure.Imp had already admired the Guild buildings ‑ the majestic frontage of the Assassins' Guild, the splendid columns of the Thieves' Guild, the smoking yet still impressive hole where the Alchemists' Guild had been up until yesterday. And it was therefore disappointing to find that the Guild of Musicians, when he eventually located it, wasn't even a building. It was just a couple of poky rooms above a barber shop.He sat in the brown‑walled waiting room, and waited. There was a sign on the wall opposite. It said 'For Your Comforte And Convenience YOU WILL NOT SMOKE'. Imp had never smoked in his life. Everything in Llamedos was too soggy to smoke. But he suddenly felt inclined

Francois Boucher Brown Odalisk

There was a glint of metal, on the roof of the Tower 'Sergeant, who's on the Tower?' he said.
'Cuddy, sir.'
'Oh. Right.' He coughed. 'Anyway, captain . . . we all clubbed together and—' He paused. 'Acting-Constable Cuddy, right?'
'Yeah. He's reliable.'
The Claws scrabbled on the dirt.
'He drew his sword!'
'What did you expect? One minute the lad is on top of the world, he's got a whole new interest in his life, something probably even better than goin' for walks, and then he turns round and what he sees is, basically, a wolf. You could of hinted. It's that time of the month, that sort of thing. You can't blame him for being surprised, really.'
Gaspode got to his feet. 'Now, are you going to come on out or have I got to come in there and be brutally savaged?'Patrician's carriage was halfway towards Sator Square now. Carrot could see the thin dark figure in the back seat.He glanced up at the great grey bulk of the tower.He started to run.'What's up?' said Colon. Vimes started to run, too.Detritus' knuckles hit the ground as he swung after the others.And then it hit Colon – a sort of frantic tingle, as though someone had blown on his naked brain.'Oh, shit,' he said, under his breath.

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said Carrot. 'Everyone follow me.'
The babble stopped as the militia marched, lumbered, trotted and knuckled towards the Day Watch House.
A couple of very large trolls blocked the way. The crowd watched in expectant silence.
Any minute now, Colon thought, someone's going to throw something. And then we're all going to die.
He glanced up. Slowly and jerkily, gargoyle heads were appearing along the gutters. No-one wanted to miss a good fight.'Report to Corporal Nobbs for your weapons. Lance-Constable Detritus will administer the oath.' He stood back. 'Welcome to the Citizens' Watch. Remember, every lance-constable has a fieldmarshal's baton in his knapsack.'
The trolls hadn't moved.
Ain't gonna be inna Watch,' said Bauxite.
'Officer material if ever I saw it,' said Carrot.Carrot nodded at the two trolls.They'd got lichen all over them, Colon noticed.'It's Bluejohn and Bauxite, isn't it?' said Carrot.Bluejohn, despite himself, nodded. Bauxite was tougher, and merely glared.'You're just the sort I was looking for,' Carrot went on.Colon gripped his helmet like a size #10 limpet trying to crawl up into a size #1 shell. Bauxite was an avalanche with feet.'You're conscripted,' said Carrot.Colon peeked out from under the brim.

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wouldn't dare fire that thing in here! That's a siege weapon! It'd go right through the wall!'
'Eventually,' said Nobby.
'What this bit for?' said Detritus.
'Now, look—'
'I hope you keep mind.'
He gently pushed the siege bow away, but Detritus hadn't liked the crack about people and it kept swinging back again.
'Now,' said Carrot, 'I don't like this element of coercion. We're not here to bully this poor man. He's a city employee, just like us. It's very wrong of you to put him in fear. Why not just ask?'
'Sorry, sir,' said Nobby.
Carrot patted the armourer on the shoulder.that thing maintained,' said Nobby. 'Them things were a bugger for metal fatigue. Especially on the safety catch.''What are a safety catch?' said Detritus.Everything went quiet.Carrot found his voice, a long way off.'Corporal Nobbs?''Yessir?''I'll take over from this point, if you don't

Mark Spain Pure Elegance

Frost covered the floor and the rows of hanging carcasses on their backwards journey through time. It also covered a Detritus-shapedwith numbers. Equations as complex as a neural network had been scraped in the frost. At some point in the calculation the mathematician had changed from using numbers to using letters, and then letters themselves hadn't been sufficient; brackets like cages enclosed expressions which were to normal mathematics what a city is to a map.
They got simpler as the goal neared – simpler, yet containing in the flowing lines of their simplicity a spartan and wonderful complexity. lump squatting in the middle of the floor.They carried it out into the sunlight.'Should his eyes be flashing on and off like that?' said Dibbler.'Can you hear me?' shouted Cuddy. 'Detritus?'Detritus blinked. Ice slid off him in the day's heat.He could feel the cracking up of the marvellous universe of numbers. The rising temperature hit his thoughts like a flamethrower caressing a snowflake.'Say something!' said Cuddy.Towers of intellect collapsed as the fire roared through Detritus' brain.'Hey, look at this,' said one of the apprentices.The inner walls of the warehouse were covered

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opinion.'
'It wouldn't be so bad if he set some kind of social example,' said Lady Omnius,
'Or even governed,' said Lady Selachii. 'People seem to be able to get away with anything.'
'I admit that the .
He longed for the smell of damp streets and the feel of the cobbles under his cardboard soles. A tray of postprandial drinks was orbiting the table, but Vimes hadn't touched it, because it upset Sybil. And she tried not to show it, and that upset him even more.
The Bearhugger's had worn off. He hated being sober. It meant he started to think. One of the thoughts jostling for space was that there was no such thing as a humble opinion.
He hadn't had much experience with the rich and powerful. Coppers didn't, as a rule. It wasn't that they were less prone to old kings were not necessarily our kind of people, towards the end,' said the Duke of Eorle, 'but at least they stood for something, in my humble opinion. We had a decent city in those days. People were more respectful and knew their place. People put in a decent day's work, they didn't laze around all the time. And we certainly didn't open the gates to whatever riffraff was capable of walking through. And of course we also had law. Isn't that so, captain?'Captain Samuel Vimes stared glassily at a point somewhere to the left and just above the speaker's left ear.Cigar smoke hung almost motionless in the air. Vimes was dimly aware that he'd spent several hours eating too much food in the company of people he didn't like

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right . . . that's it, then, thank you,' said Sergeant Colon, after a while.
'—pro-tect the in-no-cent com-ma—'
'In your own time, Lance-Constable Detritus.'
The sergeant and Constable Cuddy, was a very small, raggedy man, whose beard and hair were so overgrown and matted together that he looked like a ferret peering out of a bush.
'—me brack-et af-ore-said de-it-y brack-et full stop.'
'Oh, no,' he said. 'What're you doing here, Here'n'now? Thank you, Detritus – don't salute - you can sit down now.'
'Mr Carrot brings me in,' said Here'n'now.
'Protective custody, sarge,' said Carrot.
'Again?' Colon unhooked the cell keys from their nail over the desk and tossed cleared his throat and consulted the clipboard again.'Now, Grabber Hoskins has been let out of jail again, so be on the look out, you know what he's like when he's had his celebratory drink, and bloody Coalface the troll beat up four men last night—''—in the caufe of said du-ty com-ma—''Where's Captain Vimes?' demanded Nobby. 'He should be doing this.''Captain Vimes is . . . sorting things out,' said Sergeant Colon. ' 'S'not easy, learning civilianing. Right.' He glanced at his clipboard again, and back to the guardsmen. Men . . . hah.His lips moved as he counted. There, sitting between Nobby

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Weaver’s mouth opened and shut a few times. Then he managed: “You see, my Eva said her granny always put a bowl of milk out for them, to keep them hap—“ “I see,” said Magrat, icily. “And the king?” “The king, miss?” said Weaver, buying time. “The king,” said Magrat. “Short man, runny eyes, ears that stick out a bit, unlike other ears in this vicinity very shortly.”
Weaver’s fingers wove around one another like tormented snakes.
“Well... Ogg hitting
four elves with the first thing he could get hold of—“
“Another elf?”
“Right, and then I found Eva and the kids, and then lots of people were running like hell for home, and there were these—
Gentry on horseback, and I could hear ‘em laughing, and we

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That’s just old superstition! Anyway, everyone
knows elves were good, whatever Granny Weatherwax
says.”
Behind her, Shawn flinched. Magrat pulled the wrapped iron lumps out of the bed and tossed them into the comer.
“No old wives’ tales here, thank you very much. Is there anything else people haven’t been telling me, by any chance?”
Shawn shook his head, guiltily aware of the thing in the dungeon.
“Huh! Well, go “Has the king gone down to the Great Hall yet?”
“I think he’s still dressing, Miss Queen. He hasn’t rung for me to do the trumpet, I know that.”
In fact, Verence, who didn’t like going everywhere pre-ceded by Shawn’s idea of a fanfare, had already gone down-stairs incognito. But Magrat slipped along to his room, and knocked on the door.away. Verence wants the kingdom to be modem and efficient, and that means no horseshoes and stuff around the place. Go on, go away.”“Yes, Miss Queen.”At least I can do something positive around here, Magrat told herself.Yes. Be sensible. Go and see him. Talk. Magrat clung to the idea that practically anything could be sorted out if only people talked to one another.“Shawn?”He paused at the door.“Yes, ma’am?”

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Elves! The bastards . . . and yet ... and yet ... some-how, yes, they did things to memory.
Nanny Ogg turned over in bed. Greebo growled in protest.
Take dwarfs beauty and the way they move, and forget what they were. We’re like mice saying, “Say what you like, cats have got real style.”
People never quaked in their beds for fear of dwarfs. They never hid under the stairs from trolls. They might have chased ‘em out of the henhouse, but trolls and dwarfs were never any more than a bloody nuisance. They were never a terror in the night.
We only remembers that the elves sang. We forgets what it was they were singing about.and trolls, for e.g. People said: Oh, youcan’t trust ‘em, trolls are OK if you’ve got ‘em in front ofyou, and some of ‘em are decent enough in their way, but109Terry Pratchettthey’re cowardly and stupid, and as for dwarfs, well, they’re greedy and devious devils, all right, fair enough, sometimes you meet one of the clever little sods that’s not too bad, but overall they’re no better’n trolls, in fact—l they’re just like us. But they ain’t any prettier to look at and they’ve got no style. And we’re stupid, and the memory plays tricks, and we remember the elves for their

Edgar Degas Dancer

Bursar dropped his spoon into his oatmeal.
“See what I mean?” said Ridcully. “Bundle o’ nerves the
whole time. I WAS SAYING YOU COULD DO WITH
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SOME FRESH AIR, BURSAR.” He nudged the Dean heavily. “Hope he’s not going off his rocker, poor fella,” he said, in what “Got to be someone else, too,” said Ridcully. “Volunteers, anyone?”
The wizards, townies to a man, bent industriously over their food. They always bent industriously over their food in any case, but this time they were doing it to avoid catching Ridcully’s eye.
“What about the Librarian?” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes, throwing a random victim to the he chose to believe was a whisper. “Spends too much time indoors, if you get my drift.”The Dean, who went outdoors about once a month, shrugged his shoulders.“I EXPECT YOU’D LIKE A LITTLE TIME AWAYFROM THE UNIVERSITY, EH?” said the Archchancellor, nodding and grimacing madly. “Peace and quiet? Healthy country livin’?”“I, I, I, I should like that very much, Archchancellor,” said the Bursar, hope rising in his face like an autumn mushroom.“Good man. Good man. You shall come with me,” said Ridcully, beaming.The Bursar’s expression froze.

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would have thrown Nanny Ogg out of their ranks for being too nasty.
She turned as more members of the family filed into the ‘ room, and her face contorted into the misty grin with which she always greeted grandchildren.
Jason Ogg king, Verence II. Well . . . not exactly engaged, as such. There was, she was almost sure, a general unspoken understanding that engagement was a definite option. Admittedly she’d kept on telling him that she was a free spirit and definitely didn’t want to be tied down in any way, and of course this was the case, more or less, but.. . but...
But. . . well . . . eight months. Anything could have hap-pened in eight months. She should have pushed his youngest son forward. This was15Terry PratehettPewsey Ogg, aged four, who was holding something in his hands.“What you got there, then?” said Nanny. “You can show your Nan.”Pewsey held it up.“My word, you have been a—“It happened right there, right then, right in front of her.And then there was Magrat.She’d been away eight months.Now panic was setting in. Technically she was engaged to the

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godawful idiot! Don't go that way!"
The sun was well up now. In fact it was probably setting, if Didactylos's theories about the speed of light were correct, but in matters of relativity the point of view of the observer is very important, and from Om's point of view the sun was a Urn and Fergmen walked nonchalantly through the tunnels of the Citadel, using the kind of nonchalant walk which, had there been anyone to take an interest in it, would have drawn detailed and arrow-sharp attention to them within seconds. But the only people around were those with vital jobs to do. Besides, it was not a good idea to stare too hard at the guards, in case they stared back.golden ball in a flaming orange sky.He pulled himself up another slope, and stared blearily at the distant Citadel. In his mind's eye, he could hear the mocking voices of all small gods.They didn't like a god who had failed. They didn't like that at all. It let them all down. It reminded them of mortality. He'd be thrust out into the deep desert, where no one would ever come. Ever. Until the end of the world.He shivered in his shell.

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, but which are not the real truth. The real truth must sometimes be protected by a labyrinth of lies."
He turned to Brutha. "Do you understand me?"
"No, Lord Vorbis."
"I mean, that which appears to our senses is not the fundamental truth. Things that are seen and heard and done by the , picking every word with the care an inquisitor might give to his patient in the depths of the Citadel, "in the trivial sense, Brother Murduck died, did he not, in Omnia, because he had not died in Ephebe, had been merely mocked, but it was feared that others in the Church might not understand the, the deeper truth, and thus it was put about that the Ephebians had killed him in, in the trivial sense, thus giving you, and those who saw the truth offlesh are mere shadows of a deeper reality. This is what you must understand as you progress in the Church.""But at the moment, lord, I know only the trivial truth, the truth available on the outside," said Brutha. He felt as though he was at the edge of a pit."That is how we all begin," said Vorbis kindly."So did the Ephebians kill Brother Murduck?" Brutha persisted. Now he was inching out over the darkness."I am telling you that in the deepest sense of the truth they did. By their failure to embrace his words, by their intransigence, they surely killed him.""But in the trivial sense of the truth," said Brutha the evil of Ephebe, due cause to launch a-a just retaliation."

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see if they die. "Oh."If Brutha dies . . .The tortoise shuddered in its shell. If Brutha died, then it could already hear in its mind's ear the soughing of the wind in the deep

paying your temple dues because everyone else does. Just in the fact that the Great God Om really exists.
And now he's got himself involved with the most unpleasant mind I've ever seen, someone who kills people to , hot places of the desert.
Where the small gods went.
An eagle kind of person if ever there was one . . .Om was aware of a mumbling.Brutha was lying face down on the deck."What are you doing?" said Om.Brutha turned his head."Praying.""That's good. What for?""You don't know?"

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Flying fish," he said. "But they don't really fly," he added quickly. "They just build up speed in the water and glide a little way."
"One of the God's marvels," said Vorbis. "Infinite variety, eh?"
"Yes, indeed," said the captain. Relief was crossing his face now, like a friendly army.
"And the things captain, very stupidly, sought to fill.
"They'll follow a ship for days," he said.
"Remarkable." Another pause, a tar pit of silence ready to snare the mastodons of unthinking comment. Earlier exquisitors had shouted and ranted confessions out of people. Vorbis never did that. He just dug deep silences in front of them.
"They seem to like them," said the captain. He glanced nervously at Brutha, who was trying to shut the tortoise's voice out of his head. There was no help there.down there?" said the exquisitor."Them? Porpoises," said the captain. "Sort of a fish.""Do they always swim around ships like this?""Often. Certainly. Especially in the waters off Ephebe."Vorbis leaned over the rail, and said nothing. Simony was staring at the horizon, his face absolutely immobile. This left a gap in the conversation which the

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self­-preservation overloaded his nervous system to the point where, just as it was on the point of fusing, his conscience finally got its way.
He leapt into the fire and reached the staff.
The wizards Pretty soon it became just a small mound.
A little while later a squat figure swung itself across the courtyard on its knuckles, scrabbled in the snow, and hauled the thing out.
It was, or rather it had been, a hat. Life had not been kind to it. A large part of the wide brim had been burned off, the point was entirely gone, and the tarnished silver letters were almost unreadable. Some of them had been torn off in any case. Those that were left spelled outfled. Several of them levitated down from the tower.They were a lot more perspicacious than those that used the stairs because, about thirty seconds later, the tower vanished.The snow continued to fall around a column of blackness, which buzzed.And the surviving wizards who dared to look back saw, tumbling slowly down the sky, a small object trailing flames behind it. It crashed into the cobbles, where it smouldered for a bit before the thickening snow put it out.